Helen's Page
Right people, this is my web page, hello. It will probably only be read by about 7 people ie. the rest of Tigron, 'Neily Dee' and whoever stumbles across our website, but never mind. You lucky people get the gift of my not-very scintillating wits and 'thoughts', apparently, so Filly says. Here's some for starters:

- The Strokes really are just the American Menswear, aren't they? Spoilt rich boys wasting daddy's money on vintage Kleidung and cocaine. And since they are supposedly so bloody trendy all the vintage clothes shops bump their prices up (or they have where I am, anyway). Gagh! The point of vintage clothing is that it is cheap, you fools! The album is no bad tho. Although if they are the American Menswear noone will know or care who they are in a year's time. Ha!

- That Marilyn Manson Tainted Love video. Shhhtop! I do not wanna see you in a jacuzzi, you tattoed gothic freak, especially when I am tryin to eat my Corn Flakes of a morning. Yuk.

- Rival Schools. I was none too impressed by them when I saw 'em supporting A. Are they really the future of music, or just journalists grasping at straws?

I Like: Belle and Sebastian, Pixies, the new SOAD album, piercings, mega baggy jeans that cover my feet and could be used to smuggle pygmy immigrants into the UK, band t-shirts (but only with suitably cool logos), Richey Edwards (a lifelong obsession), hairdye, retro sportswear, Glasgow Barrowlands, CIDER, Noir Desir, Death In Vegas, Viennese architecture, Muse, Clinic's 'Walking with thee' (new favourite song), A Clockwork Orange

I Do Not Like: Bloody clothes shops that do not cater for girls of more than average height who do not want to wear bloody boot-cut jeans but have no bloody alternative cos nowhere makes baggy ones long enough, pop music, violent people in moshpits, nu metallers, cheese ie in nightclubs